| 08-13-2007, 03:09 PM | #1 |
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Holy Fluck
We're in some deep shiz boys. Demons have made their way to earth. WELL you are, they will spare me when they notice I listen to metal, satans choice. HEAVY METAL  It's Satans Choice * Anyways, heres a picture I got of the Demon:  * It can be yours too! For a low low fee of $6.66 a month! Offer only valid as long as supplies last, Heaven cannot be held responsible for the shit that goes on down in hell. One you listen, there is no returning from hell. your warranty for life will become invalid and God cannot be held responsible for your actions. WARNING: Once you are fueled by Satan cats and other household animals MAY CONTINUOUSLY TRY TO EAT YOU, they do this because they sense danger. Do not worry, a handy bottle of mace WILL BE presented to you upon your passage to Hell and Heavy metal. Thank you for your time. And remember to keep it Metal, or Satan will have your ass for lunch meat.
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Thrash 'til Death In constant paranoia Keeps me looking over my shoulder I'm hiding 'til the fear is over Running down the street I'll never look to see just what it might be  Last edited by Assaultr22 : 08-13-2007 at 03:14 PM. |
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| 08-13-2007, 09:32 PM | #2 |
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Re: Holy Fluck
... uhh.. fake?
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| 08-14-2007, 01:33 AM | #3 |
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Re: Holy Fluck
Sorry man, its as real as my ass is hairy.
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